supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via haywoodyouboneme)

hi-nu-roly:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

i love you chongo

(via turnaboutkid)

A culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, it is an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in women’s history. Naomi Wolf (via vghm)

(via tardismyoldgirl)

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(via ladyofwiinterfell)

intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

(via pheonixwings394)

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via hammerbacks)

klainechel:

real talk tangled is better than frozen 

(via frozensuckstho)

the-bucky-barnes:

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

the-bucky-barnes:

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s credited over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.

(via turnaboutkid)

crackingskullz:

shensation:

donthatemecusimbeautiful:

Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)

ITS BACK

and frog

(via do-you-have-a-flag)

gamefanatics:

Control Issues

gamefanatics:

Control Issues

(via pheonixwings394)

lettuceiscurrentlyinmyasshole:

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

that boy is terrified. that’s how I want all strange men to regard me.

(via turnaboutkid)

maidmarians:

The Incredibles (2004)

Rest In Peace Elizabeth Peña

(via novagasms)

Naomi photographed by Hao Zeng , Harper’s Bazaar Mexico and Latin America September 2014 

(via novagasms)